This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs
WHY IS THIS BUNNY WEARING A BACKPACK? WHERE IS HE GOING TO GO? WHAT DOES HE HAVE IN THIS BACKPACK?
it’s his 1st day of school wish him luck
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY
Gaaaah SOOO FREAKIN CEWT xx