how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
me trying to get extra credit in class
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
This is never not funny.